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I'm looking for a meticulous individual with expertise in web development and an interest in writing to superbly showcase my portfolio. * Core Skills: * Sensitivity towards both short and long-form written content. You should have a good eye for design, attention to detail and be able to meticulously highlight the unique features of my work. Your portfolio or samples of past work similarly done will be appreciated. Let me know your innovative ideas on how to effectively highlight these skills in my portfolio.

I need a proficient researcher and writer to handle a job of writing my PhD Confirmation of Enrolment document. The document has already been written but need to make it up to 6000 words or ...- Finish writing my PhD Enrollment Confirmation document while maintaining the academic integrity and tone of the document. - adjusting the title of thesis Ideal skills: - Experience in academic writing and research is highly preferred. - Fluent in English and Arabic. - Knowledge in academic regulations and terms would be an advantage. Only experienced professional researchers and academic writers are encouraged to bid. I will be sending the specific document that I want to be finished so the writer can carry on and adjust the title. Will also be providing samples to what I want my work t...

I'm looking for a talented script writer to work on a draft comedy script for a TV project. This script will be targeted at an adult audience. Key Points: - Your primary task is to review, modify...modify and work on the draft to create a compelling, engaging, and humorous script that will captivate the listeners. - The tone of the script should be light-hearted, witty, and entertaining, in line with the comedy genre. - Understanding of TV scripts and their unique requirements is a plus. Ideal Skills: - Proven experience in comedy scriptwriting, especially for radio. - Ability to tailor humor for an adult audience. - Strong understanding of pacing and structure in scripting. - Familiarity with the TV industry and its specific requirements. - Excellent communication and collab...

...high school kids, college athletes and those that aspire to become professional athletes so the illustrations should suit that demographic. - The sports theme is predominately focused on basketball and sports agents consequently, experience or understanding of the sport will be a considerable advantage. - I envision the style to be a blend of fantasy, adventure, and educational elements along with humor Ideal Skills: - Experience creating illustrations for adult-centric content. - Skilled in creating cartoon-style graphics. - Knowledge or interest in sports, specifically basketball. - Comprehension of fantasy and adventure themes. - Can work to a deadline and maintain good communication. This project promises to be an exciting venture and I'm thrilled about potential colla...

...for £3.50. The colour scheme should use beige and dark green on a light background. The font should be Helvetica. The logo should be modelled after a simple rifle scope. It should use GitHub for version control and be deployable to Firebase for hosting. It should use Firestore if a database is required for anything. Preferably, it should be accessible, responsive, and use SEO. Analytics are not wanted and the website should be GDPR compliant. The home page should contain a Services section, Location section, and About section. Any content (such as titles) or external variables (such as API keys and email addressees) should be modifiable easily from a markdown (.md) file or text (.txt) file, rather than directly in the code. The booking page should use a wizard to walk u...

I am seeking a qualified web developer to create a captivating blog website for my project. The purpose of the website is to publish genre-specific short stories, aimed primarily at an adult audience. To meet this requirement, the potential freelancer should have: - Proficiency in creating an engaging, user-friendly website layout... - Proficiency in creating an engaging, user-friendly website layout - Experience in incorporating features for story submission and publication - Understanding of how to target content to a specific audience - Experience in genre-specific themes and templates - Excellent SEO skills to drive appropriate traffic to the site Together, we can create a unique platform that successfully connects writers and adult readers through captivating genre-specifi...

...I require assistance in extracting relevant studies from top-tier UK or USA journals. Familiarity and access to vast academic journals are absolutely necessary. - I'm focused on qualitative research and expect appropriate methodologies to be applied in this study. -I require that the writer must not use AI generated text or sources. AI sometimes CREATES references that do not exist! Only true writers may apply please. Skills required: - Extensive experience in Social Sciences. - Should have privileged access to premium academic journals in UK and USA - Familiarity with qualitative research methodologies. - An ability to synthesize complex concepts and give an in-depth understanding of the subject matter. - A track record of conducting research for high-level academic pur...

I am in need of an experienced content writer who can produce various forms of content centered around the topic of bus manufacturing. Your work should cover blog articles, website content, and social media posts. The purpose of the content is to inform, promote, and educate reade...to be accurate, comprehensive and of course, original. Ideal Skills: - Excellent writing and editing skills - Prior experience in writing about manufacturing or a related field - Ability to thoroughly research and understand the topic of bus manufacturing - Creative mindset to make technical content engaging - Ability to adhere to deadlines and content guidelines This project is ideal for writers with a knack for technical subjects and an ability to translate complex concepts into easy-to-understan...

I'm looking for a graphic designer who can skillfully change the background of an image to create a new environment. Specifically, the image is of my wife on our wedding day, she really wanted a picture of her with the car, but we forgot on the day and missed the opportunity. Key Tasks: - Add picture of her beetle into the background of a wedding picture - Insert a high-resolution, realistic new environment - Position my Beetle car prominently in the image - Images can be sent over Ideally, you have previous experience with car image editing and can demonstrate a high level of attention to detail. I'm expecting the result to be realistic and in high definition. Proficiency in Photoshop or equivalent software is required. If you appreciate cars, specifically Beetles, th...

I'm in need of a skilled freelancer who can deliver a well-rounded Google sheet to capture important aspects of monthly personal finance, it's crucial that the created sheet can be adaptable to handle text, numerical, and date/time data. Key features: - Data validation - Pivot tables - Conditional Formatting - charts/graphs To be a right fit for this task, you should have a strong grasp on creating and optimizing Google Sheets, with these particular functions. Showcasing your past work in similar projects will strengthen your application. I'm looking forward to collaborating with you on this project to create a solid and functional Google sheet.

I’m seeking experienced content writers capable of producing in-depth blog articles and website content that exceed 1000 words. * Key Topics: Must be comfortable writing about topics related to Business and Finance as well as Technology and Innovation. * Ideal Skills: Solid grasp of the English language, ability to conduct thorough research, excellent SEO know-how, and exceptional critical thinking capacity. * Experience: Past experience in writing detailed articles about Business and Finance or Technology and Innovation is a must. The qualified freelancer should be able to deliver compelling and unique content, free from plagiarism and grammatical errors. Please include samples of your previous work in your bid.

I am looking for a skilled producer to help me create a hard-hitting crime documentary focused on the topic of malicious prosecution leading to a death sentence. The main angle of this documentary will be exploring the corruption present within the justice system. Key Points: - Focused on the topic of malicious prosecution resulting in a death sentence - Perspective: Corruption in the justice system - Seeking to feature experts such as legal professionals, formerly wrongfully convicted individuals and evidence to show cause in the documentary. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Prior experience in producing crime or investigative documentaries - Strong understanding of the legal system and corruption within it - Ability to weave together complex legal narratives in a compelling an...

I'm seeking an experienced Urdu comedy script writer capable of creating engaging, 10-15 minute long episodes for a YouTube comedy series. Your work should revolve around stand-up comedy, sketch comedy, and sitcom themes. The humor should be primarily satirical. - **Skills Needed:** - Comedy writing - Urdu language proficiency - Experience with YouTube content creation - Understanding of satire humor Apply if your wit can generate laughs and keep our viewers entertained episode after episode.

I'm seeking a skilled animator with a proven track record in creating engaging motion graphics. 2D character animator required Preferred softwares : Adobe animate, Adobe after effects, ...animator required Preferred softwares : Adobe animate, Adobe after effects, Krita Skills: 2D frame by frame animation, character animation, character design, background design, and motion graphics. Skills and Experience needed: - Proficiency in motion graphics animation Preferred softwares : Adobe animate, Adobe after effects, Krita Main Responsibilities: - Conceptualizing and executing a humor-filled animation - Ensuring the animation effectively communicates the essence of entertainment and comedy for a mature audience - Delivering a final product that resonates with viewers aged...

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I need a virtual PA with extensive experience dealing with UK customers. Your primary responsibilities will include managing a moderate volume of emails, overseeing my calendar, and arranging travel. As a side task you'd also occasionally be charged with drafting procedure type documents. The ideal candidate should: - Have excellent written and verbal English language skills. - Be adept in Microsoft Office. - Have basic project planning abilities. To keep everything orderly, you should set aside a bit under an hour each day for calendar management. Remember - an organized schedule paves the way for smooth-sailing operations!

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... The design should be cartoonish and exude a sense of humor and coolness. - The mascot could be designed with a baseball cap. - The background should be white and the cartoon should be outlined with a black line. - To print large and small sized stickers (maximum size about 12 x 12 inch or 30 x 30 cm). To print the stickers I need a suitable image file : in addition to a jpg (at least 300 dpi) also a PSD. - The final design should be suitable for printing stickers. The stickers serve as giveaways and to decorate a Land Rover, introducing a fun and light-hearted touch to the vehicle. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in character design and illustration, especially in a cartoon style. - Creativity and a good sense of humor, to ensure the mascot is both cheeky...

I'm seeking a qualified web developer to create a minimalist-style e-commerce website. The initial project will include developing 10 main pages along with templates for two additional sub-pages. The ability to easily add more sub-pages in the future is crucial. The website will serve multiple purposes: providing information and facilitating online shopping. Key requirements include: *...component must include a product search function. * It should facilitate customer reviews. Ideal freelancers will have a demonstrated knack for creating simple, sleek, and user-friendly e-commerce sites. Knowledge of and experience with Shopify are paramount, as is the ability to upload and arrange products appealingly. Familiarity with developing sites that incorporate customer reviewing is highly...

Looking for...for a skilled video editor who possesses a fine sense of humor to get on board with editing my Instagram and YouTube reels. The ideal freelancer will be expected to deliver compelling 1-3-minute videos, with each crafted to perfection distinctive enough to stand out. The timeline for project completion is a crucial factor here, as I require edited material by each Friday. Desired Skills and Experience: • Excellent video editing competence • Proven experience working with humor-oriented content • Ability to meet strict weekly deadlines • Adaptable to different editing styles, as the preferred style was not specified Your competence to uphold these requirements will make you the perfect candidate for this opportunity. Let's add some h...

I'm in need of a creative designer who can bring my concept to life. The main goal of the project is to create an engaging and eye-catching 16:9 aspect ratio thumbnail that effectively showcases the theme of 'GARGANTUAN. PETS. ARE. HERE!'. Key Requirements: - Conceptualization: The thumbnail must focus on showcasing the concept of o...the right of the design. - Character Poses: The cat, dog, and axolotyl should be grouped closely together, rather than in action poses or standing proudly. I'm looking for a designer with a strong portfolio in graphic design, particularly in creating engaging and visually appealing digital art. Experience with semirealistic and space-themed design is a plus. If you have a passion for blending humor and creativity in your work, th...

I am in search of a talented and experienced freelance technical writer. I need someone who is proficient in creating high-quality technical content. Key Requirements: - Expertise in technical writing - Ability to create engaging and easy-to-understand content - A solid understanding of various technical subjects - A strong grasp of grammar and punctuation - Proficient in proofreading and editing - Experience in writing for various platforms This role is ideal for a professional who can work independently, meet deadlines, and deliver top-notch technical content.

I'm looking for a talented 3D animator who can create a captivating, cartoonish animation for an adult audience. Requirements: - The animation should be ...playful, cartoonish style. - The animation length will require around 4-5 main lead characters and length around 90 min - The pace of the animation should be suitable for an adult audience, taking into consideration their attention span and humor. - It's important to have a strong understanding of 3D animation, and the ability to bring characters and settings to life in a fun, engaging way. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in 3D animation software - Previous experience creating high-quality, entertaining 3D animations - A good understanding of pacing and humor in animation - Strong communication skills to understan...

I am a beginning Go High Level user in need of an expert to guide me in Automation setup, Sales funnel design, and CRM management through live video calls. Key objectives: - Provide detailed guidance on Go High Level's Automation setup features, ensuring I can leverage them effectively for my business needs. - Help me optimize my Sales funnel design within the platform, including the sequencing and layout, to enhance user experience and drive conversions. - Enhance my skill in CRM management using Go High Level, such as effective lead tracking, customer interaction, and data management to maximize the platform's capabilities. Ideal candidates will have: - Demonstrable expertise and experience using Go High Level, ideally in a teaching or mentoring capacity. - Strong communicat...

...black tshirt. - Color Scheme: I don't have a specific color palette in mind, so feel free to explore and innovate. - Font Style: Again, I'm open to your creative interpretation. Use the font that best suits the design you're creating. Full artistic freedom! - Design style: A unique design placement such as diagonal, vertical, mixed, curved, something unique and different. Side note: I originally wanted a style where the word Dallas wrapped around diagonally from front to back (like wearing a sash) but that design might be difficult unless I use an all over print - which I am not opposed to if you would like to try and create this. The tshirt brands are more limited with this all over print so that's another reason I am hesitant. **Just please not a basic l...

I am in need of a proficient SEO content writer with a knack for digital marketing to help increase the organic traffic on my website. Key Project Requirements: * Adequate experience in writing SEO optimized content. * Solid under...identified, the possibility of focusing on product promotion, company background and industry developments might come to play. Ideal Skills and Experience: * Demonstrable experience in SEO content writing. * Excellent understanding of digital marketing and Google ranking factors. * Able to work quickly and efficiently without sacrificing quality. This is a fantastic opportunity for SEO content writers who are adept in creating content that drives significant web traffic. Your contribution will have a direct impact on the visibility and success of m...

We have a task in WordPress that requires enabling users to: -Create posts, upload photos, and share videos. -Publish advertisements in categories such as 'For Sale', 'Wanted', 'Exchange', etc. -Add events to the events calendar. -Implement a partnership tab to showcase partner companies on a map, including their contact details such as address, phone number, website, etc. Everything is already uploaded to the website; however, it needs to be integrated to ensure functionality. This includes providing users with a personalized menu where they can easily add the aforementioned items. Additionally, we need to create the simplest possible Android and Mac app to allow users the same functionality."

Looking for an ionic developer. I have a website that users can upload and post images and videos from their camera and library. Similar to Instagram. This function doesn’t work on google play or Apple app. I want you to get this to work on both apps. Who can help me?

Hi 5 Website work - We wanted to redevelop 3 existing Static HTML+PHP websites, and 2 new Wordpress website. I'm looking for a professional web designer to develop a unique, modern website. The website is to serve as an information sharing platform, targeted at the general public. We are planning for a wordpress website for a Interior Design Business. It should contain the below mentioned requirement. Key Points: - The target audience is the general public, so the design should be user-friendly and accessible to all. - The primary purpose of the site is to share information. It should be easy for me to add new content, such as articles, images, and possibly videos. Required Skills: - Web design expertise, particularly in creating user-friendly and visually appealing infor...

I am seeking a resourceful and attentive entry-level virtual assistant to help me take charge of my daily tasks. Your main responsibilities will be: - Email management: organizing and responding to emails, filtering spam, and flagging important messages. - Appointment scheduling: organizing my calendar, arranging business meetings, and ensuring that I never miss any important dates. - Social media management: updating my social media account, creating and scheduling posts, and monitoring engagement. Catering to these tasks will require a commitment of 10-20 hours per week. Although I prefer someone who is at the entry level, all candidates are welcome as long as you are a quick learner, are organized, and have good time management skills. Experience in administrative work and good commun...

I'm looking for a talented artist to create a series of crypto-themed meme art pieces. Key Requirements: - Style: Cartoonish - Usage: For social media content Ideal Expertise: - Strong command of cartoon art style - Creative flair for creating engaging meme content The art will be associated with crypto culture, so fa...media content Ideal Expertise: - Strong command of cartoon art style - Creative flair for creating engaging meme content The art will be associated with crypto culture, so familiarity with the latest trends, memes and/or iconic figures within the crypto space is a huge plus. The final pieces must be eye-catching and suitable for sharing on various social media platforms. If you have a knack for humor and can blend it with crypto themes, this project is p...

I'm in need of a highly creative, humorous writer to draft a script for my YouTube video focusing on video games. We're aiming particularly at the teen audience and our video will embrace facets of comedy and fun edits. Key aspects to consider: - Excellent understanding of video games, especially those popular among teens. - Ability to effectively incorporate humor and create engaging content. - Experience with video editing could also be advantageous to understand the intended fun edits. - Proficiency in English language and script writing. I look forward to your imaginative, amusing and youth-focused pitches.

I am looking for a professional logo designer who has a keen eye for creating engaging and dynamic logos. You need to be a creative thinker who can bring fresh new ideas to the table as I do not have a specific concept in mind. Key Responsibilities: - Creating an innovative and captivating logo design - Being open to feedback and willing to make adjustments as needed Ideal Skills: - Extensive experience in logo design - Creative thinking and open-mindedness - Strong communication skills to understand design requirements and feedback I can't wait to see what unique ideas you bring!

I'm a professional looking for part-time work in the technology sector. My skills are in management and design. Key Requirements: - Part-Time Commitment: I'm interested in a part-time role, so please provide opportunities that align with this. - Technology Industry: I'm particularly interested in technology roles, so please consider this when suggesting positions. - Management & Design Skills: My core competencies lie in management and design. I'm looking to leverage these skills in a part-time capacity. Ideal Candidate: - Experience in Technology: A background in the technology industry is highly desirable. - Understanding of Design & Management: Expertise in design and management will be valuable for the tasks at hand. - Ability to Work Part-Time: As thi...

Need an online marketplace site where users can offer services or users can post services wanted. Users can contact gig owner before ordering but will have measures in place to avoid spam and to make sure they aren't trying to contact out of the site. Will need to place banner ads and have an option for responsiveness so the ads show in mobile devices as well or a second option for mobile ads. The buyer or winner of the gig will have a meeting with a specified maximum time as decided by the gig creator. The meeting will be online via video chat (which will need to be incorporated) or meet in person (location must be specified). All payments will be via crypto and admin getting a % of each order. Site will have a referral program which will be in the member panel with uniqu...

I'm looking for an innovative and creative content creator to help generate videos for my YouTube channel. The content will primarily focus on funny animal-related theme...developed should align with this central theme and be suitable for children. - Target Audience: The content should be engaging, fun, edutaining (educational + entertaining), and suitable for children. Ideal skills and experience: - Experience in content creation, specifically for YouTube. - Demonstrable knowledge in creating kid-friendly content. - Familiarity with animal-related content and humor. - Strong editing skills are highly desirable. - Excellent storytelling skills to captivate young audiences. Preference will be given to creators who can share a sample of their work or a link to their current...

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I am looking for an expert speech writer to craft an engaging and entertaining speech, which is based on personal experience and aimed at the general public. The ideal candidate will have: - A strong command of English language for effectively conveying complex yet personal subject matter to a diverse audience. - A proven ...audience sentiment. - Expertise in writing speeches that excite, inspire, and entertain a wide range of audience. - A deep understanding of the nuances of public speaking and audience engagement strategies. Your task will include crafting from scratch, a captivating and highly engaging speech that will keep the audience at the edge of their seats. This is a remarkable opportunity for expressive writers knowledgeable in creating impactful narrative for a large...

follow these steps: 1 Data Collection: Copy relevant text from writer work such as articles, essay or bo...sentence length or vocabulary richness to gain deeper insights into the writing style and complexity 5 Visualization: Create visualizations, such as word clouds histogram or scatter plot to represent the analyzed data in a more intuitive and understandable way. 6 Interpretation: Interpret the results of the analysis, drawing conclusion about the writing style, theme or effectivenes of the writers works 7 Reporting: Summarize the findings of the analysis in an highlightings key insights and providing examples from the analyzed text to support your conclusions 8 Editing and Review: Review the piece for clarity, coherence, and accuracy ensuring that it effectively co...

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I'm in need of a skilled Instagram reel editor. I have the script and software ready, and I need someone to bring it to life with eye-catching visuals and humorous content. Requirements: - Transform provided script into engaging 1-minute reels. - Incorporate eye-catching visuals to captivate the audience. - Infuse humor into the content to make the reels entertaining. Key Points: - The target audience is young adults aged 18-24. - Humorous content and eye-catching visuals are essential for engagement. - Proficiency in video editing software is necessary.

Freelancer Wanted: Cloud & Virtual Workspace Architect Upgrade your business infrastructure with a secure and efficient virtual workspace! We are seeking a skilled cloud computing and virtual machine (VM) expert to design and set up a secure virtual workspace for our growing business. The ideal candidate can: Analyze our business needs and recommend the optimal cloud platform (e.g., AWS, Azure, GCP) for our operations. Design and configure a secure virtual workspace using VMs, ensuring smooth operation of essential applications. Optimize our cloud setup for cost-effectiveness and scalability to support future growth. Provide ongoing maintenance and support, guaranteeing optimal performance and security. Bonus points if you: Have experience with Paper Sp...