Hello, and thank you kindly for your consideration. Every time I hear "edgy," especially when paired with SEO content (which I specialize in), I leap at the opportunity.
I could dryly rattle off my credentials like everyone else, but let me first contribute ideas for the article so that you can cut through the hot air:
-Keyword-stuffing is so windows 98 - Google's penguin update is not impressed.
-I could make fun of people who use Fiverr to build 45,439 crappy backlinks in a single day, which ends up tanking your site, of course.
-I could make fun of overly spammy "direct text anchors" that people drop on blog comments, like, "Hey, awesome video, check out my viagra viagra viagra. It's a really nice product because viagra."
-On the white-hat side, I could be a little less sarcastic, instead contrasting my rant about black hat with the RIGHT way to do things - slow and organic growth (after all, time is a huge factor in the google algorithm), penalty avoidance, natural language and "latent semantic indexing," and so forth.
So yeah. I, like everyone else bidding on this, will dryly rattle off my credentials now.
Just remember who provided you with actual sub-topics right off the bat :).
I'm a professional content marketer with 10 years of experience writing, marketing, and editing content in every conceivable niche and medium. I've managed email and social media campaigns. I've built my own affiliate websites and mailing lists. I've written more than 600 articles.