Facebook Viral Script Auto like + share etc

I'm in need of a skilled coder to code me an external facebook script which will go viral. It must be an external script and not an app. IT must also WORK properly. Must have these requirements - Auto-share when page is accesed or clicked. Auto-like when page is accesed or click. Have an area where I can input an array of URL's, description, ect. that will rotate automatically. (It seems that now instead of getting a "confirm" or having your domain banned you need to worry about making a workaround for the small fixes facebook has been making. ) Must allow me to be able to rotate domain names. Redirects to next page when they click anywhere on page. (OPTIONAL) Allow spinnable text in description, status update, wall post etc when user likes/shares the page. - So basically, the facebook user will come to the script on my site, click on the page (will probably contain an image saying click here) then upon clicking the page, it will auto like the page, and share it to their wall so all their friends will see it on their news feed making it go VIRAL! After it's been auto shared/liked it will then redirect them to another page. WARNING: Facebook are clamping down on these type of scripts, so IT MUST NOT BE SHARED TO ANYONE OR SOLD TO ANYONE ELSE!! AND I MUST BE ABLE TO ROTATE URL'S, WALL POST MESSAGES, DESCRIPTIONS, DOMAINS ETC ! If you can do this, then please bid. And if you do it perfectly, then I will happily hire you for many more projects over the next few months.