53708 retarded website, yeah!

retards are cool! if you drool, you are cool! Welcome to the project page for my "retards are cool" website, which I would like you to develop! The topic of the site will obviously be, "retards are cool!" and its slogan, "if you drool, you are cool!" (mascot showing this is required, preferably animated and in flash!) You will design a unique, fun-looking site including logo/mascot and collate a variety of content including retard animations, articles, definitions, essays, flash, photos, stories - anything and everything retarded! So you must collate then format enough content to kick-start my site. I would like the following main categories of the dynamically generated site: Famous Retards (section needs sub-categories: athletes, movie...) Retard Music Writing by Retards Retard Equipment Retard Definitions Retard Gallery Retards and Society Retards in the News Retard of the Month Retard Video Games Retard Jokes Retardchives Email from Retards The site needs a web-based interface so I can easily add/edit/delete content! Include some basic website promotion in your bid (this includes SEO work, and getting some links) You want to bid on this project because it will be easy to work on and it will probably be a nice change to what you're used to, as it MUST be CONTROVERSIAL and contain DISTURBING content, thus my project IS NOT A PROJECT FOR THE WEAK HEARTED :-) I MUST SEE AN EXAMPLE OF AT LEAST SOMETHING YOU'VE DONE ONLINE OR BEEN INVOLVED IN!!! Preferably send some PHP and graphic design examples. Also it would help me choose you if you tell me why you what this project. TERMS By placing a bid you understand that any work you do for me is my property. It may not be used on any other site(s) or re-sold! I am the exclusive copyright owner. PAYMENT I will deposit all the funds upfront into ScriptLance's Escrow to show my conviction. I suggest 60% will be released when the site goes live on my server and the rest within 14 days after testing and bugs have been fixed. We should also negotiate a payment plan for further support, new features and updates to the site. Please only bid after having understood the project and accepted my terms, and you know you will have the time to complete a first live version within 20 days. I would like the site 100% complete within 30 days. BTW, I pay well, especially if you do well!