wordpress splash page with standard theme

I want to build a simple wordpress splash page built around a wordpress theme. The site is waxingardent.com. Description: Welcome to Waxing Ardent the written stylings of John Smith <strike>Gun</strike> Writer for hire. (picture) (picture) enter my blog follow me on Twitter Acting needs: contact Mary Smith.... Requirements * I need this to "fill" the entire page. * I want this to use the theme which is installed on the site right now (lightbright from [login to view URL]) * I would like it to be made as a "page" on Wordpress so that I can edit it within the WYSWIG editor * I want this to be the front page of the blog, and then when someone clicks on the "enter my blog" link they enter into the regular Wordpress site. If you want this job, please write "I like jellybeans" in the response message.