Club workers for new modern rock/metal club

I'm looking for facility for rent for clubbing purposes and looking for: - DJs (Playing songs of bands from harmo in every of specified days) - Webmasters (Website, faceboook funpage, making harmos [booking bands,events,dj's setlists basing on clients recommended bands in specified days, emails]) - Talented arduino programmists [Lasers and leds in drums, guitars, christmas trees and generally interior lighting (schemes from [login to view URL] - writing and reading - neccessary)] - Technicians (Launchpads, turntables, mixers, consoles, livid guitar wings, synthesizors microphones, cameras etc) - Mastering (FL studio and similar, FX effects, cutting, mixing) - 2D/3D designers for video clips (Adobe AE and Unreal Engine 4) - Hot Chicks with big boobs in corsets Toronto/St Catharines/Thorold/Mississauga/Hamilton/Niagara Falls/Detroit <- Choose any building from these locations (bonus points if near campus with beds, kitchen with free food, nightly bus stop and chicks with big boobs in corsets)