Fun, Engaging and Addictive Writing for a Wikipedia of "Modern Emotions"

I am making a wiki page / website where I and any site visitors can define all the emotions that are really happening these days. The premise is that life is more enjoyable by naming and experiencing emotions like "Lost Car Keys," "What, Another Ticket?" "Facebook Envy," and "Cancer Kills The Host" instead of their vague old fashioned counterparts, Confused, Frustrated, Jealous and Hostile. I need 150-200 word definitions written in the wiki for the first 75 ModernEmotions, and instructions so that visitors can enter their ModernEmotions too. Something like TVTropes.org. Best if writer can also train me in using wikipedia. Best if freelancer is fluent in wiki publishing including templates and changing layout, and can train me. Need to make the mediawiki sourcecode layout resemble [login to view URL] layout. Writing style should be fun, engaging, informative and very very addictive. There should be an obvious Emotional Intelligence in the writing. It should be irresistible for the reader to try to experience the Modern Emotion for themselves.