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I'm seeking a creative designer to craft a logo for our Leon County Democratic Party event, which is themed "Keep Leon Blue". The logo should incorporate a harmonious blend of blue color themes and Leon County landmarks. A playful element to include in the design is an inside joke about a guy jumping over a fence. Ideal candidates will have experience in graphic design specifically for event promotions and T-shirt printing, comprehending visual symbolism and humor. Deep knowledge in color theory and proportions will be advantageous. The chosen design will be used primarily for event promotion and T-shirt prints.

I'm looking for a skilled photo editor to create a series of images as part of a fun joke for my sister and her fiancée. They're big Disney fans, so I'd like you to edit a photo of them to make it look like they got married at Disney World/Land. **Main Task:** - Edit the main photo to realistically place them at a Disney theme park. **Secondary Task:** - Create about 6 Disney-themed images, using their likenesses. These images will be edited into Disney posters. - The first image should be expertly edited, while the rest can be more basic. **Specifics:** - I have pictures of them, but you're free to choose the most fitting ones. - The first image requires a high level of editing skills, while the remaining ones can be more basic. - I'd like them t...

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I am in need of a competent Facebook Ads Manager with a flair for creating highly enticing ads that will act as lead magnets. The target here are Spanish-speaking international investors, therefore fluency in Spanish is required. Key roles: - Create engaging and compelling FB ads - Target ads to Spanish-speaking international investors - Closely monitor ads to ensure high lead generation The ideal freelancer would have significant experience handling FB ad campaigns, particularly those aimed at generating leads and are in Spanish. Their portfolio would exhibit a strong track record with a similar target audience. Knowledge in investment and finance sector will be a bonus point. With the right skills and mindset, this could turn into a long-term working relationship. Are you up ...

...model. Ideal Skills and Experience: The best fit for this project would be someone with considerable experience in 3D design and modification, someone detail-oriented who can mimic real-life textures and is adept at creating functional elements such as lids in their designs. Existing model can be seen here I am looking to add a snap on lid and also add magnets to the bottom of the bin...

I'm seeking an actor to wear a Roman Soldier costume for a unique marriage proposal. The actor will not need to interact much, but should remain in character throughout the event. This is a super super simple gig. I expect to only need 3-4 hours max. Requirements: - Comfortable in a Roman Soldier costume in a public space - Able to maintain a strong presence with...condition, as a short hike and standing for an short period may be required. The basic gist is: you will be dressed as a Roman soldier at some place, likely some hike trail around Denver, we will "stumble upon" you, and then I will "pop the question." Really, little to no acting or role-play required. I just need the scenario of "running into a Roman Soldier" to play out. (part of a long runn...

Problem Statement: Currently, QR codes for memorial page posts on your website are generated on-demand only when a customer explicitly makes a post. You want to pre-purchase plaques, magnets, and stickers that will already have QR codes embedded on them. This requires a system to automatically assign unique QR codes to each new memorial post without manual intervention. Feature Description: Dynamic QR Code Generation: The site needs the ability to bulk generate dynamic QR codes. This ensures that the embedded links remain manageable even if the target memorial page's URL needs to change later. QR Code Pool: The site needs to maintain a pool or database of unused, pre-generated dynamic QR codes. Automatic QR Code Assignment: When a new memorial post is created: The site a...

...audience , and unique selling propositions in the business brokerage market. ClickFunnels Setup: Review and revise our optimize ClickFunnels account to maximise its perfmance for this task Funnel Design: Design and develop effective lead generation funnels tailored to potential business sellers, addressing their specific pain points and motivations. Lead Magnet Creation: Create compelling lead magnets such as industry reports, guides on buying/selling businesses, webinars, or other incentives to attract leads. Email Automation: Implement email automation sequences to nurture leads, provide valuable insights about the business selling process, and guide them through the sales funnel. Integration: Integrate ClickFunnels with Ascend Business Brokers' existing CRM for seam...

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I'm looking for a design expert who can effectively convert an unavailable format logo into a captivating design suitable for use on websites, business cards, and truck magnets. Your proficiency in graphic design and logo conversion is vital for this task. Your successful application should ideally showcase your: - Demonstrated expertise in logo recreation - High proficiency in design software - Previous graphic design projects Finally, an understanding of how to apply designs to different platforms (website, business cards, and truck magnets) will be valuable in this project. We are thrilled to see your innovative approaches to breathe new life into our logo.

I am a resident doctor studying specialization and this year I finish the course. I would like to make a commemorative video, using a scene from Lord of the Rings, in which Aragorn frees the army of the dead. I would like to put the faces of my bosses and my fellow residents in the video, as if my preceptors were freeing us. Just as a joke, without public disclosure. I am currently seeking a skilled video editor to help me create a cinematic experience out of my raw footage. This project is intended for personal use, but I am aiming for a high-quality and professional result. Key Requirements: - Video Editing Style: I am looking for a cinematic style edit, meaning that I want the final video to have a polished and visually captivating feel. - Video Overlay:

...delivering coaching sessions. Build and maintain a user-friendly website. email marketing system Set up of landing page Help us start pre-designed video templates in Haygen for YouTube and social media. system of creating and sending newsletters to our mailing list. Develop digital marketing strategies (social media campaigns, webinars, workshops, blog,). Generate leads through targeted ads and lead magnets. Set up and manage affiliate programs. Please also suggest what im missing. Experience: Proven experience in CRM, content creation, lead generation, website management, and client support. Excellent communication skills. Self-motivated and organized. Passionate about personal development and coaching. Looking forward to working with a professional who can help me get my ...

I am looking for a skilled graphic artist to help me create a whimsical birthday card. Your task is to take the pictures of four individuals that I provide and photoshop them together into a background scen...is to take the pictures of four individuals that I provide and photoshop them together into a background scene of your choice, to create a humorous and memorable birthday card. The ideal candidate for this project will: - Be proficient in Photoshop and graphic design - Have a knack for blending images seamlessly - Possess a good sense of humor and whimsy - Have previous experience in creating joke cards or similar projects. Please, make your bid and show me examples of similar work that you've done before. This doesnt have to be perfect, its just for a tshirt to be wor...

I am in need of a freelancer with good talent in illustration who can conceptualize and design a A4 cartoon portrait poster. The twist? The face of Astérix (small dude) & Idefix (the dog) need to be replaced with my friend face keep the same style of illustration. This is a joke for a friends wedding. The poster will be using this illustration from Astérix & Obelix: And you need to replace the faces with my friend face in «  illustration mode/carton » keeping the same style as Astérix & obelix. My friends face attached The outcome: we need to be able to recognise clearly that it’s my friend face in the illustration! Do not: Just stick my friend

I am seeking an experienced professional skilled in electromagnetic simulation to help me investigate the behavior of two interlocking magnetic fields between two magnets. This includes examining the attraction and repulsion forces between them. Especially, I am interested in receiving detailed simulation outcomes at minor intervals. These outcomes should offer comprehensive prediction and modeling of the varying distance and rotation speed between the two magnets. The ideal candidate would have: - A strong understanding and experience in electromagnetic simulation - Good knowledge about magnetic field strength and electromagnetic interference - Ability to deliver detailed and accurate results in a timely manner.

I'm looking for an experienced engineer who can retrofit my Traxxas RC car into a magnetic propulsion system. With enhancing maneuverability and control as the main objective, your task will be to set up neodymium magnets as part of the propulsion system. Bonus for levitation , using 2-3s lipo batteries. Create concept, then receive 1/16th ERevo stripped down for components. The project requirements and expectations include: - Proficiency in working with electromagnets and speed controllers - Using a wireless remote control system to operate the car - Providing me with weekly updates on the progress Note that while your expertise and recommendations will be highly valued, my involvement in the project will be moderate. I'm excited to see your proposal!

...únicamente en aprovechar el poder de los anuncios de Google para estos paneles solares y real estate, proporcionándonos una ventaja competitiva única. Sobre el Trabajo: Estamos en la búsqueda de un Especialista en Lead Generation con experiencia en Google Ads y Meta Ads para unirse a nuestro equipo. Como miembro clave, serás responsable de las siguientes tareas: Crear y gestionar campañas de Lead Magnets en Google Ads y Meta Ads. Configurar píxeles de retargeting, conversiones personalizadas, etc. Desarrollar y realizar pruebas A/B en páginas de aterrizaje para lograr altas conversiones. Integrar clientes en Google Ads Admin para configurar administradores de negocios, cuentas de anuncios, píxeles, etc. Implementar...

My project involves creating a creative and unique YouTube intro, lasting less than 10 seconds, with specific elements in mind. I'm looking for someone with exceptional skills to bring my ideas to life. Whether its 2D or 3D animation, I'm looking for professionalism and creativit...can grasp my thoughts and translate them into a dynamic design. In short, I'm seeking a professional who is experienced in developing interesting, high-quality intros that will draw viewers’ attention and make my brand or product stand out. If you think you have what it takes, please get in touch and show me some samples of your work. Something to do with the file attached. The idea is letter magnets falling onto a digital fridge. With the digital part moving left to right when the le...

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I am in search of a capable freelancer with experience in creating electronic devices, particularly those with a strong background in magnetic-sensor technology. I require an innovative device that: - Activates when magnets touch its sensor. - With 4 magnetic spots. - Sends specific codes to a digital screen contingent on the number of times the magnetic sensor is activated. - A different number sent to the screen with each magnet. - Functions proficiently in an indoor, climate-controlled environment. The successful candidate must have demonstrated experience in sensor technology, coding and electronics. Strong problem-solving skills and precise attention to functionality and detail are necessary. Knowledge of device sustainability and resilience within a climate-controlled env...

...coil is going to be sandwiched between two axially magnetized magnets, just like a Faraday disk, but in a homopolar generator style - it will move along with the magnets when spun, no field line crossing. I will not get into more details, but assume that the coil is being powered from a DC source. Given that the source is DC, Lorentz forces will keep their direction. However, given that the coil is moving with the magnets, the configuration of the forces will always be the same, not rotating on a 360 degree pattern. My model presumes two half toroids with rectangular turns. I modelled, in a crude fashion, current interaction with the field lines from both magnets, as well as field lines resulting as interaction of the magnets with induced field i...

I'm on the hunt for an artistic individual to create a modern logo for my personal hobby farm and apiary. This design will be placed on business cards, honey jar labels and magnets. Potential expansion into the small business realm may mean this design would come to be more widely viewed, so it needs to be professional and memorable. Design elements could incorporate a stylized footprint (without treading on Barefoot winery) and a honeycomb motif/overlay, ideally incorporating a maroon/gold/orange palette. Key Requirements: - A modern logo style, conveying a fresh and contemporary feel, yet still maintaining a sense of the rustic farm and the buzz of an apiary. - Incorporation of maroon, gold/yellow, and orange into the logo, in a manner that variously captures the earthy ch...

Sign Size 32" x 48" 3 windows Something Modern The sign should pop from the curb. The sign will be used to drive traffic to our store Color Scheme Same color as logo 5X10 UV FLATBED 8 FT WIDE FORMAT SOLVENT PRINTER DTF (DIRECT TO FILM) STICKERS FLYERS OBITURARY TENTS YARD SIGN EASEL PRINTS BUSINESS CARDS FLYERS BACKDROPS BANNERS BUTTONS POSTERS MAGNETS T SHIRTS FAMILY REUNIONS SCHOOLS JERSEYS 888-327-4137 INSTAGRAM @FRESHBAKEDPRINTS FACEBOOK FRESH BAKED PRINTS

I am looking for a talented freelancer who specializes in turning blueprints into CAD 3D models. The project will require a conversion focusing on basic structural details only. Please note, we have no speci...CAD software should be able to export into stl. Ideal Skills: - Strong familiarity with CAD software. - Experience in transferring blueprint details into a 3D model. - Ability to focus on basic structural details. - Precision and minute attention to details. I want to convert a 3000 sqft house blueprint into a 3d printable file. My plan is to have a base model of the house where I can attach magnets to and clip on different exterior parts to. I need no interior design, but I want things to be done in a timely manner. The print area is 255mm^3. If you want to work with me le...

...specialist who can creatively help me in the test of the prototype and design the electronic Printed Circuit Board (PCB) board to convert output to charging input of 84v li ion also input 58.6v as we drive around in the electric vehicle (EV). - Electronic PCB board Design * The key purpose of this project is to engineer the electronic PCB board design, taking the prototype EV brake rotor with magnets, and pie shape copper coil collectors into consideration. * I desire the designed PCB to have an efficient charging system, capable of converting charging input to 84v li ion also input 58.6v. - Prototype Testing * When it comes to testing the prototype, the overall effectiveness of the design is my area of focus. I want to evaluate how well the prototype performs, from its over...

I need help creating a unique short film, that combines a tutorial with a well-placed joke. The running time should include the joke which will be roughly 20 seconds long. Key requirements include: - Experience in film production, especially short films - Strong understanding of integrating educational content with humour - Ability to create engaging and high-quality video content - Strong communication to effectively understand and follow the brief - Efficiency and speed, as I aim to complete the project promptly

I am looking for a extraordinarily skilled craftsman to create a design of a medium sized (3 inches) fridge magnet. Final product should be made from resin and get painted by hand. This project is just for the 3d design. Key Skills and Experience: - Previous experience creating fridge magnets or similar items - Artistic capacity to produce nice designs of objects from photos Looking forward to seeing your previous works or samples that close to the cited requirement.

I'm in need of an expert graphic designer with stand-out abilities to craft a logo for a campaign sign. The ideal individual should maintain a balance of creativity and practicality. I have a low image design that I am essentially looking for you to recreate. I would need this in a format for a 4x8 sign, 24x36 sign and also business card sized magnets.

More details: What is the purpose of the hadron collider build? Research and experimentation What key functionalities does the hadron collider need to have? Particle acceleration What type of technology do you prefer for the particle acceleration system? Superconducting magnets And I’m not paying bc it’s free and I kinda don’t have any money so please can someone just build this for me please

I am in need of a skilled graphic designer to create photo-realistic mockups for a range of printed and digital promotional products. This includes, but is not limited to, banners, posters, signs, window clings, car magnets, plaques, website badges/widgets, email signature images, and social post templates. This contest is to showcase skills so we can choose the correct freelancer for the entire project of our product catalog. Ideal skills and experience: - Proficiency in graphic design software (Photoshop, Illustrator, etc.) - Prior experience in creating photo-realistic mockups - Experience in promotional product design - Sharp attention to detail - Ability to adhere strictly to deadlines Particulars: - The mockups should have a photo-realistic design style - They will be us...

I am looking for a freelancer with experience in using FEMM (Finite Element Method Magnetics) for a project. The goalis to develop a simulation that shows the dynamics of moving magnets. The key deliverable is a Lua script that will construct the model and animate its motion in a looping sequence. Each cycle of the loop should produce an image file, which will be assembled into an animated GIF for a dynamic portrayal. It is important that the freelancer has prior experience in creating similar simulations. Precision in magnetic force calculations is not critical; however, the simulation should visually mimic the example shown on the site. The purpose of this project is to create a visual aid, not a scientifically accurate model, to be displayed on the mentioned webpage for illustra...

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I'm looking for an experienced graphic designer to create a modern styled movie poster. *** THIS IS FOR A BIRTHDAY JOKE. It is for an ADULT MALE so it can be adult themed as he is well over 21! I dont have the skills to create the Artwork, but I have the key elements that need to be included. The rest is for you to imagine so have fun! Key elements that must be included: - Movie title - Actor names - Award Banner saying "Best Picture Cannes" etc I am attaching some components to work into the poster. I laid them onto a Poster template just so you can see what needs to be there , BUT your job is to turn it into a professional looking Movie Poster. Bonus if you come up with something even funnier. While the specific colors for the design were not set, I wou...

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In need of a creative mind to invigorate and turn my range of bland Word documents, PowerPoint presentations, PDF, Journal Templates and various planning templates into colorful and vibrant masterpieces. These refined documents will be digitally available and serve as promotional content, lead magnets, eBooks, reports, and document templates. Proficiency in Microsoft Office Suite and graphic design is an absolute must. An ability to understand the content, present it effectively and cohesively while sticking to a vibrant theme is crucial for success in this role. Your design should not only be visually pleasing but also maximize readability and comprehension for customers in our online store. We have a robust suite of design tools that will be at your disposal, These include Canva,...

...conversion funnels across various social media platforms to identify areas for improvement. - Develop and implement innovative strategies to increase engagement and conversions from initial contact to scheduled calls. - Work closely with our virtual assistants to refine messaging scripts, ensuring they align with our brand voice and conversion goals. - Monitor and optimize the performance of lead magnets, ensuring they effectively contribute to our overall conversion strategy. - Collaborate with the sales team to streamline the booking process, making it as frictionless as possible for potential leads. - Conduct A/B tests to identify the most effective tactics and strategies for different platforms and audiences. - Keep abreast of the latest trends and best practices in social me...

...The intention is to facilitate a humor-filled practical joke on a lifelong friend. Specifics: - You'll have to make a surprise visit to my dear friend, unexpectedly but with a touch of professionalism. - You'll pose as an official from a non-existent government agency, adding a subtle layer of humor. - When delivering your warning, the objective is to create a sense of confusion and disbelief within my friend. Key Skills and Experience: - Improvisation abilities; the situation might require quick thinking and reacting. - Great acting skills for a believable performance. - Comedy background or experience in performing pranks. Please note that this project involves a harmless, well-intentioned prank. The overall theme of this joke aims to deliver humor ra...

...captivating narrative. • An understanding of the structure and format of a movie script is crucial. You should know how to craft dialogue, build characters and scenes, and develop plot points to provide comic relief in the midst of fear. • As this is a comedy, an ability to write witty, humorous, and gripping dialogue is essential. If you've written a comedy script in the past or have experience in joke writing, it's a plus. • Please take note of cultural sensitivities and avoid inappropriate humor. We want this project to be enjoyed by a diverse audience without causing offense. Find the perfect balance between horror and comedy in this script. Attract viewers instead of scaring them off. With your talent in comedy writing and your knack for thrillers, ...

This project involves the development of a rebrandable PDF program, tailored in a way that'll enable me and other users to sell or give away PDFs as lead magnets or sellable products. I want to sell and or give away PDF's that I create and I want an admin panel for the people who order the PDF's.. I want them to be able to type (1) Their name and (2) any link of what ever they wish to sell in a text box(es) so that they can then download the "New Customized" PDF with their name and link in the PDF Key Features: - Ability to add clickable links within the PDFs - Key customization options for unique branding - User-friendly interface for ease of use and efficiency Compatibility and Interface: - The program must function seamlessly across nume...

Hola, soy Adal y tengo una academia de Excel financiero dirigido a contadores, fin...llegar reportes de manera constante sobre le rendimiento del sitio. Idealmente quincenal y mensual. ¿Cuál es mi enfoque? Sé que hay que combinar trafico orgánico como de pago, pero quisiera enfocarme en tráfico SEO a través de material escrito (blogs) que en la publicidad paga a través de redes sociales. Prefiero el marketing de contenido con información de valor. ¿Lead Magnets? Sí, actualmente he creado algunos lead magnets con resultados comprobados y con constante suscripciones a newsletter. ¿Herramientas de organización? Idealmente se requiere que esta persona utilice alguna aplicación de organiz...

I'm looking for a talented graphic designer to create a minimalist company logo. The chosen design should predominantly incorporate magenta, as this is our chosen brand colour. As it will primarily be used for online marketing, it should be versatile enough to stand out on various digital platforms. My store is called "Memories to Magnets". Ideal skills and experience: - Expertise in minimalist design - Proven experience in creating striking logos used in online marketing - Knowledge and experience with colour theory, particularly with the use of magenta in design.

...insightful advice, and share success stories to attract a broad audience. - **Content Promotion**: Utilize social media platforms, email newsletters, and guest posting on related finance blogs to increase visibility and drive traffic to your blog. - **Conversion Optimization**: Implement clear call-to-action (CTA) prompts on your blog and articles, encouraging readers to subscribe. Use lead magnets such as free eBooks, webinars, or exclusive content to capture email addresses. ### 4. **Measuring Success** - **Traffic Analytics**: Regularly monitor website traffic and user behavior using tools like Google Analytics to identify trends, popular content, and areas for improvement. - **Conversion Rate Optimization (CRO)**: Analyze the conversion rates from reader to subsc...

I am looking for a competent freelancer knowledgeable in digital marketing techniques. This role will require: - Creating optimised opt-ins and engaging lead magnets - Implementing effective SEO strategies on my website - Regularly uploading and promoting podcasts on social media channels - Scheduling and launching promotional campaigns weekly via my calendar - Proficiency in WordPress, Active Campaign, and Thrive Cart is beneficial - Evergreen marketing would be advantageous but not essential Freelancers should have a strong understanding of digital marketing, especially in SEO and social media promotion. Experience with podcasts is a plus. This role requires weekly commitment for evergreen content production and promotion. Knowledge of calendar management for promotional campaig...

...real estate investment professionals - Knowledge in creating and distributing effective lead magnets - Ability to craft compelling content tailored to the interests of real estate investors Requirements: - Develop a strategic plan for lead generation on both LinkedIn and Facebook - Create and promote E-books relevant to real estate investment - Set up free consultation sessions as a lead magnet - Tailor content and outreach to appeal specifically to real estate investors This project is perfect for a freelancer who understands the intricacies of real estate investment and can leverage social media to capture the interest of this niche market. Your experience in creating and promoting lead magnets like E-books and offering free consultations will be crucial in attracting ...

...Fiction: The Briefcase - Clip and Image **Scene:** The mysterious glowing briefcase. **Meme Caption:** "Opening the sample box of Premium Grass Blades turf is like..." ### The Dark Knight: The Joker's Chaos **Scene:** The Joker explaining his philosophy on chaos. **Meme Caption:** "My pets deciding it's playtime on the new Premium Grass Blades artificial turf." ### Michael's "That's What She Said" Joke **Scene:** Michael saying "That's what she said" at an inappropriately timed moment. **Meme Caption:** "When someone says, 'This grass is unbelievably soft!' Me: 'That's what she said.' Thanks, artificial turf." ### Jim Stares at the Camera - Clip and Image **Scene:** Jim looking ...

The project is to make the 3 pictures (FIN-DS-001, FIN-DS-002 and FIN-DS-003) better quality so that they could be printed. Now these are pictures taken from fridge magnets. I will attach also the map picture that was originally used behind the cathedral pictures as background. The original design files got corrupted so we need to generate the pictures from the photos taken from the final product. No need for the envelope. Just the picture inside.

I'm on the lookout for an accomplished humorist or speech writer who can assist me with creating clever, clean one-liners suitable for business event speeches targeting an adult audience. Key Requirement...be advantageous. Skills & Experience: - Expertise in comedy writing, particularly one-liners. - Experience writing/formulating jokes for speeches, particularly for business events. - The ability to tailor humor to suit an adult audience within a professional environment. - A keen understanding of tone, timing, and delivery in joke writing. This project is an excellent opportunity for writers with a flair for humor and a natural understanding of what makes a joke work within a speech context. Please provide samples of your previous work when bidding. Your creat...

I'm in need of an expert photo editor who can skillfully manipulate a photo for a humorous purpose. The task involves superimposing my face onto someone else's body in a single image. The ultimate goal is to achieve a result that's highly realistic, ensuring the joke lands perfectly without immediately giving away the editing work. Key Requirements: - Proficiency in advanced photo manipulation software (Photoshop, GIMP, etc.) - A keen eye for details such as lighting, shadows, and facial expressions to ensure the end result looks natural. - Previous experience in creating realistic photo edits for humorous or entertainment purposes. - Ability to communicate effectively to understand the specific nuances I am looking for in the final product. Ideal Skills and Experie...