*Advanced* Stop all JavaScript on page from executing!

I am looking for someone to code me a script to add to my website that will not allow any javascript to be run through the browser at all. This script must do the exact same thing as the user going into browser Options and clicking "Disable Javascript", nothing else will work. Please only bid if you are 100% certain that you can accomplish this. I would not like you to waste both of our time, as I am a very busy person. I do not care what language in as long as it will disable javascript from being executed just like turning it off in the browser. Needs to work with all current browsers.