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...I am looking for 10 to 20 haiku to be used in greeting cards. I am producing greeting cards called Brutally True Haiku. Each card will have a humorous haiku that addresses one of those brutal truths that we need to know but don't want to hear. A couple of amateur examples: You are bad at sex Porn is not education Ask me what I like He does not text you Because he does not want to Don't complicate truth I am looking for haiku that are humorous in their simple truth. (They are actually only funny if you are not the receipient). They should not be malicious and they should not be so softened that the brutal truth is obscured. They should not have flowery poetic language. Some possible subjects are always being late, bad breath, always talking about yourself, b...

1st script. It’s a real life guy Ritchie script (far better as not forced or stilted!) screaming with originality, complex duplicity, abundantly various and extreme characters and a good dose of bizarre black subjective humour- ‘vulnerable but brilliant hilarious Asperger’s guy,-(runner up in countdown down no less!)central figure (friend of mine), brutal Romani gypsies, murder (2 different ones- proven with time served- 5 unproven), a revolting bent policemen, Shropshire aristocrats, a few chinless also rans- ready and deserving of ridicule, intelligent and adorable ex cons turned gardeners, suicide, slimy weasel thieving opportunistic provincial financial advisor, a whisky investment boiler room Ponzi scheme in Billericay ( cliche but true) …broth...

As an up and coming innovative audio design company, we're seeking a talented animator to create an anime-style music video for one of our original pieces of music. The video should be roughly 40 seconds in length and reflect the vivid, action-oriented aesthetics typical of Shonen. We're looking to trade our audio design custom work for this video with optional cash on top. Whatever music or sound effects you may need for your videos, we're happy to create. We hope to build a fruitful partnership with you in the long term. In terms of what we need from you: We're looking for an "armageddon aftermath" scene, where two seemingly powerful characters have just had the most brutal fight of their lives and destroyed several worlds to reach to...

...fantasy medieval world, the villain must have a fitting narrative. A thirst for total world domination is the main goal driving this character. Underpinning their pursuits, this character should embody a brutal and tyrannical personality. Attached are 2 images, the character should have traces from both of them while maintain a more human like figure Essential Skills and Experience: - Proven track record of compelling character creation in a medieval fantasy setting. - Strong understanding of DnD game mechanics for a villain's actions and story path. - Ability to create a character that is brutal, tyrannical, and convincingly set on world domination. Only freelancers with deep Dungeons and Dragons experience should apply. The completed project will ensure an imme...

Buenos días me llamo Mia y quería saber si pueden ayudarme quiero contar en un libro una historia brutal prostitución politosicomania 38 años de violencia de género a raíz de traumas de infancia también brutal y intento de homicidio pero superando con una sonrisa y me gustaría decir que es ficción pero por desgracia es mi vida y quiero publicarlo se que ayudará a alguien y a mi también gracias por su tiempo un saludo

Need completed ASAP! Looking for a skilled writer to create funny (somewhat brutal) roast jokes for a friend's 70th birthday party. Mostly about a friend but also friends at the event Tone: - The jokes should be brutal and merciless in nature. Intended Audience: - The jokes are intended for a friend or family member. Context/Occasion: - The roast will take place at a birthday party. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Exceptional comedic writing abilities - Ability to create jokes that are both brutal and funny - Understanding of the dynamics of a roast - Familiarity with the target audience - Previous experience writing roast jokes for birthday parties or similar events

create 3d animations for a music project the animation is supposed to be dark and brutal, but also suitable for use on streaming platforms. it will feature occult symbols without any demons and an image of hell that is more real than imaginary. in the attachment you will find the text and the music file itself animation is not supposed to be fairy-tale only realistic and terrifying the character in the animation is an ordinary man dressed in black turning away from Christ and choosing hell, struggling with problems (demons in his head) at the end the character is supposed to commit suicide by hanging himself on a rope next to an inverted cross, please involve Satan as Baphomet in the whole story.

... I would like the design to include both text and images, creating a visually appealing and informative banner. I have specific colors and fonts in mind for the design, and I would like he designer to incorporate them into the banner. The banner should have the Palestinian flag with the following details In the red area with white text write ( 75 years of brutal illegal occupation & apartheid ) In the top black area with red text write ( ceasefire now) In the middle white area with black text write ( end the Genocide) In the bottom green area with white text write ( Free Palestine) The colours should be solid clear I will pay AUD $10 for the quickest designer The ideal candidate for this project should have experience in graphic design and be able t...

AI video and visuals expert wanted to c...video campaign for international online campaign for peace by a well established non profit organization. We need a compelling video or series of videos and visuals for google advertising and social media platforms using AI generated video from image libraries and news resources possible with some images from our previous peace work to launch a campaign for gathering world wide support to stop the brutal killing currently going on in Gaza. Here is a link to a briefing document with references to a couple of previous successful campaigns that might help with inspiration for our campaign: Please review the briefing document prior to applying for this job.

I'm in need of 2-5 black oversized shirts with a deep, brutal darkside design on the back featuring my DJ name, IMMØRT4L (immortal). Only the logo on the front side chest hight . Backside you are free to go. Due to my hardtechno style, I would like to be able to choose from a variety of dark colors when it comes to the design, but I'm open to any idea you have. Please feel free to come up with interesting and creative representations of my name and musical style that will make me stand out from the crowd. I'm looking forward to seeing your creative work!

Hola Tenemos un sitio web y deseo hacer un diseño muy brutal en Figma u otra software de diseño iu & ux para nuestra plataforma. Tenemos 3 Landing Page y 2 Dashboard. Los Lading page tendrían aproximadamente 5 Páginas. Y el Dashboard todo lo que conlleve. Espero encontrar con quien trabajar! Categoría: Diseño y Multimedia Subcategoría: Diseño Web ¿Qué necesitas?: Crear un nuevo diseño personalizado ¿Es un proyecto o una posición?: Un proyecto Disponibilidad requerida: Según se necesite

He's a very dark and brutal anime character on a rampage finding all those who assassinated his wife and family

I need a new professional LOGO for my Film Production Company HAUNTED HOUSE STUDIOS. I´m open for some fresh ideas. But keep in mind that this company produces scary and brutal horror films. The logo has to include the name of the company HAUNTED HOUSE STUDIOS.

I am looking for a skilled artist who can create a muscular texture and normal map for my character. The level of detail required is high, and the character should have a stylized look. Without body hair, brows, etc. I have reference images that I would like the artist to use as inspiration. The goal is: the more brutal the character should look! The ideal candidate should have experience with character design and texture creation, as well as a strong understanding of anatomy. Knowledge of 3D modeling and software such as ZBrush or Substance Painter is also preferred.

I am looking for a skilled artist who can create a muscular texture and normal map for my character. The level of detail required is high, and the character should have a stylized look. Without body hair, brows, etc. I have reference images that I would like the artist to use as inspiration. The goal is: the more brutal the character should look! The ideal candidate should have experience with character design and texture creation, as well as a strong understanding of anatomy. Knowledge of 3D modeling and software such as ZBrush or Substance Painter is also preferred.

I am looking for a skilled artist who can create a muscular texture and normal map for my character. The level of detail required is high, and the character should have a stylized look. Without body hair, brows, etc. I have reference images that I would like the artist to use as inspiration. The goal is: the more brutal the character should look! The ideal candidate should have experience with character design and texture creation, as well as a strong understanding of anatomy. Knowledge of 3D modeling and software such as ZBrush or Substance Painter is also preferred.

...them down a path of investigation. As they delve deeper, they discover the involvement of big law firms, tycoons, and a flawless master plan that has devastating consequences. With the help of a mysterious benefactor and the investigation of missing witnesses, the protagonist must navigate dangerous alliances and betrayals while trying to bring the perpetrators to justice. The book culminates in a brutal showdown and the aftermath of the events that will leave readers on the edge of their seats until the very end. CHAPTERS *The Accident*: The protagonist is involved in a fatal car accident, and as the police investigate the scene, they uncover evidence that suggests foul play. *A Suspicious Connection*: The protagonist discovers a connection between the accident and a powe...

Este plan de entrenamiento y dirario de entrenamiento, es la base para que empieces a aumentar de masa muscular y con mi ayuda y un buen plan alimenticio tendras un cambio fisico brutal

...sites where you have integrated express check-out. So to be even more detailed on the requirements: 1) Redesign of the first landing page(the overview of the meditation program). 2) As friction-free and high converting check-out process with Express Check-out with Paypal, ApplePay, GooglePay and Klarna. HOW WE WORK This is what we expect from both ourselves and the partners we work with. 1. Brutal honesty: Please always tell us exactly what you think. If you believe we are doing something wrong, say it. If there is something you don’t understand or is unclear, then ask! If you think we are too demanding, say it. 2. Response: We know how important it is to have focus and not constantly reply to messages, and we only expect to get a response within 24 hours. It does no...

I am looking for an experienced UI/UX designer who can help improve an existing UI in neo brutual format. The candidate must have a portfolio of prior projects and possess an eye for detail. If you feel your skills and experience are suitable for this task, please reach out and provide a demonstration of your work in comments.

I want someone to research a case involving the brutal murder of my father. I am trying to gain closure 12 years after the death and I want to learn everything I can related to the case of the 3 killers who were found guilty. The murder was what seemed like an act from spontaneous circumstance but I’d like to understand more about the case, know prior cases the murderers were involved in, and obtain all the evidence and information the jury was given during the trial.

...my faulty ADHD memory. This card would show Black Finch, front and centre, and include Amnemon in some aspect. The artist has full creativity on what an eldritch god of forgetting looks like. Maybe a head that looks like an organic hourglass leaking memory sand but I trust the artists judgement. 2. Dr Manbum, The Orc Scientist and Dribble, His Ooze lab Assistant This card would show Dr Manbum a brutal looking orc being a polite and calm scientist, preferably with Bubble Bum promonent and his cute little humanoid ooze assistant assisting or clinging to him lovingly 3. Void Prince and his Astronomer Royal. My boyfriend is a big fan of astronomy and I'm a big fan of royalty, as well as being a bit spacey. So this card would show my boyfriend, the astronomer royal, gazing up a...

I need an Intro video animation like NBA's Inside Trax Check a l...creative and original inspired by this Aux cable pluged in the NBA Inside Trax speaker that propagates sound waves. Instead of the Speaker, You can explore many alternatives like an other types of stereo speaker located on an small island, in which we turn up the volume to the max and then The sound wave propagates over the ocean till reaching HAITI's island in the Caribbean. I want the transition be brutal and fast at first but once the waves reach the island of Haiti it should look like the waves bring peace to the Island throuh a longer duration of this segment of video. It should not be more than 5 seconds total. I attached some pictures related to the explanation I gave you. Thank you,, witing fo...

...develop attributes and a character for our Disney Knights 2D Cartoon Collection project References: ArtStation - The Knight and The Cat, Diego Luna (Drawing style) Vikings & Villagers NFT - Collection | OpenSea (NFT Pose, style reference) Characters should be cute, very pleasing to the eye. Knights can be brutal, but through the prism of Disney style We need attributes for the character layered in .psd files so that we can easily flip through and change the accessories on the character. For a better understanding of how exactly the attributes will be combined with the character, we tell you: each NFT consists of randomly matched attributes. That is, for example, a character consists of separate attributes

...objectives. Your nation is in turmoil after the recent revolution overthrew the government and executed the top leaders. Deputies in each Ministry are stepping up to lead the new government. Use your skills to build or ruin reputations by providing support in elections, promotions, and other events. Gain and use influence to swing the tide for the politicians that hired you. Can you survive the brutal arena of national politics, and become the most powerful puppet master of all?" The game is a semi-serious poke at politics and lobbyists in general. The desired art would be somewhat cartoonish caricatures with big heads and small bodies, and a flavor of slimeball money-grubbers, greasy backroom deals, slick PR spin, fake news, and underhanded tricks. Could include e...

Need an A4 report ( NOT drawings) by an architect supporting the use of mirror adhesive along all commercial windows on the ground floor in order to retain the FLOATING bridges effect that was originally intended

Need a one page report on the reason a building which is built in Brutal industrial style will look better with its commercial windows covered in mirror film on the lower floor to keep the aesthetics - I will supply all the pictures and details

Reading of 3 sci-fi novels books Alien most wanted: Caged beast (Folsom Planet Blues Book 1) His human nanny Brutal mate (Planet of Kings)

My literary agent recommended that I create a graphic novel from my screenplay, as a potentially successful work in it's own right. It's a redemptive, inspirational dramatic story deal...his traumatic residential school past in the ring. SHORT SYNOPSIS Haunted by his experiences in the infamous residential school system for native Canadian children, Harry, a jaded, worn down prizefighter, wanders from town to town, in denial of his past and native identity. But when Laura, a kind native Doctor tries to help him, his old wounds start to open. Then, when forced by gangsters into a brutal illegal prizefight, Harry finds he must at last relive and face his harrowing past in the ring. REFERENCES: I've greatly enjoyed some of the illustration styles of Judge Dredd in the ...

I run an acupuncture & Chinese Medicine clinic in Brisbane. I have used adwords in the past with good success ...health issues with a focus on Women's health. Things we commonly see: Period pain, heavy periods, back pain, neck pain, knee pain, fertility issues, IVF support, ovulation issues, headaches, migraines, digestive issues, chronic diseases and more. Brisbane is laden with acupuncture clinics and we have been one of the busiest clinics in Brisbane for many years. The past couple of years have been brutal so I am hoping to reclaim our position! I am open to suggestions in terms of how to implement adwords so we get a steroidal hit of new patients. For ongoing work, I am also open to using other techniques such as improving our SEO and link building. Lets sta...

Hello, my wix site mobile is rather cluttered and very very difficult to manage as it does not save the change as I have laid them out to be. Very frustrating. It's a rather basic site and I'm ok with that. It's just the mobile app is brutal. Thank you. Ray Boulay

...on YouTube, then you’ll find links to videos like “The Bible” from the History channel, “God’s Story: David and Goliath”, “Beginner’s Bible: David and Goliath”, and of course: “Dave and the Giant Pickle” from VeggieTales. While some of these are considered classics to the trained viewer and some are even biblically accurate (you may even know a few), the one thing they are lacking is the honest brutal truth of the story; from the grotesque violence to God’s intense, righteous rage. These aspects of the story should be the first thing you see when you google David and Goliath. Upon completion of the film, we want Sword of War to be the best creative iteration of this story told today, so that when you search D...

I am looking for developmental/structural editing for my 42,000-ish-word manuscript. Suggestions must be included as well as track changes. Make cuts wherever necessary for flow, pacing, author style, etc,. Be as brutal as needed. Synopsis: The Wiremaster is a steampunk story aimed at adult/young adult readers. Grace is a homeless young woman who was abandoned by her brother, Derek, at a young age. Her mother, Sophia, died of sickness when she was five, and her father later disappeared. In the city of Resonance where Grace lives, a slow gas leak that has been around for hundreds of years is steadily killing more citizens. Grace attempts to find her brother while accompanied by her friend, Caroline a child, and Nexus, a man a few years older than her, who later becomes her love int...

...him, he decided to tell his son Herwig about his life in the form of a long letter. He recounts his childhood in a village not far from Graz, Austria, without electricity or running water, and describes his seven years as a Catholic Franciscan pupil. He explains why he joined the Waffen-SS in 1939 and tells of his front-line service in the 2nd SS Panzer Division “Das Reich” in the last brutal battle of the Second World War—the Battle of the Bulge. In Belgium, SS-Obersturmführer Sepp Salmutter deserts to the Americans. He subsequently hands US intelligence a wealth of information about senior SS officers, describes his visits to concentration camps in Dachau, Sachsenhausen, and Buchenwald, and identifies the names of the superiors in charge th...

I am looking for developmental/structural editing for my 43,640-word manuscript. Suggestions must be included as well as track changes. Make cuts wherever necessary for flow, pacing, author style, etc,. Be as brutal as needed. Synopsis: The Wiremaster is a steampunk story aimed at adult/young adult readers. Grace is a homeless young woman who was abandoned by her brother, Derek, at a young age. Her mother, Sophia, died of sickness when she was five, and her father later disappeared. In the city of Resonance where Grace lives, a slow gas leak that has been around for hundreds of years is steadily killing more citizens. Grace attempts to find her brother while accompanied by her friend, Caroline a child, and Nexus, a man a few years older than her, who later becomes her love interes...

Hi Mohamed O., I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat.

This is a personal story I am looking to bring to light or share with the world it’s the story of someone that moved to london from Lagos Nigeria with a visitors visa in January 2020 before Covid hit and just decided to stay and never go back in the city with no money or family. The story contains how people like this are actually surviving in one of the most expensive brutal cities in the world, job hunting,building friendships, romantic relationships, the cultural shocks amongst a large variety of experiences. This book once it’s brought to life would then be converted to an ebook to be sold on Amazon Audible.

...to undertake such activities to impose severe threats to the UK National security by officials representing on behalf of the Chinese Embassy in Djibouti and Djiboutian government officials. They’re wishes to misled UK Members of @HouseofCommons and @UKHouseofLords in order to silence their paymaster’s critics will be must be met with harsh severe consequences. 5/8 Those waging to assist the brutal law-fare against human rights defenders, journalists and writers will face the full force of the law. The ability of a free press to hold the powerful to account is fundamental to democracy and as a close friend & partner to the development of the Djiboutian people, we strongly urge President of Djibouti Mr. Ismail Omar Guelleh and his Government officials to end this...

I desperately need a digital album art designer who can do brutal artwork like this:

In desperate need for a digital album art designer, who can do brutal artwork of this caliber.

We have a bloody history, but we could live in balance with ourselves and with our surroundings. Just it is forgotten how. Now the knowledge is again here how we can do it. We can leave our whole brutal history and we can live in peace with the help of the long forgotten gift of the human being. Our special ability - what made us human being - is: through evidance we are able to identify the drives behind percieved things. This site is about to show how does it function. First I would like to sell a book throught the world about this topic. I would like on my site people could ask for an identificationnumber. Then they would advertise this book. If anyone buys this book. He has to give the number of the person, who advertised the book and the advertiser get automatically a few perc...

Oportunidad única de trabajo estable. Es un proyecto de 0 y el protagonismo es brutal. Busco una persona amante de la tecnología, el gaming y los periféricos que se encargue de narrar en base a un guion. También debe tener conocimientos de edición dinámica para YouTube por si se requiere en un futuro. ***Además, formaremos al ganador de la oferta en SEO para YouTube y marketing digital totalmente gratis, ya que me interesa que sus habilidades en este ámbito se hagan expertas con el tiempo.*** Remarco la importancia de la oportunidad, debido a que en el futuro el compromiso y el buen trabajo se premiarán con bonus salariales porcentuales en función de los beneficios (es decir, si en un tiempo el canal pasa a gener...

Hi folks! We need someone with good knowledge of marketing and an active Quora account. We are a travel blog based out of India. You need to promote our posts via Quora. How so? You'll do by answering questions related to our posts on Quora. But here's the tricky part — you've to answer with BRUTAL HONESTY with an intent to help the person GENUINELY. We don't need another marketer but one who understands emotions and psychology. Strict requirements: • Fluent English, • Active Quora Account, • Can write at least 500 words per day. Pay: • INR 20 per answer. Each answer can vary, from 150 to 500 words approximately. Please apply if you're okay with all the conditions. In your proposal, please include your experience with Quora, y...

Oportunidad única de trabajo estable. Es un proyecto de 0 y el protagonismo es brutal. Busco una persona amante de la tecnología, el gaming y los periféricos que se encargue de narrar en base a un guion. También debe tener conocimientos de edición dinámica para YouTube por si se requiere en un futuro. ***Además, formaremos al ganador de la oferta en SEO para YouTube y marketing digital totalmente gratis, ya que me interesa que sus habilidades en este ámbito se hagan expertas con el tiempo.*** Remarco la importancia de la oportunidad, debido a que en el futuro el compromiso y el buen trabajo se premiarán con bonus salariales porcentuales en función de los beneficios (es decir, si en un tiempo el canal pasa a gener...

I have a small business selling leggings. The company name is Be Brutal. There are 12 different items with 3-4 different colours and multiple sizes. My thoughts are doing a webpage similar to ryderwear Australia, they have many more items and mine are only leggings but I like the style and the way the website looks. I have attached the link to their website and I have attached a copy of my logo.

Oportunidad única de trabajo estable. Es un proyecto de 0 y el protagonismo es brutal. Busco una persona amante de la tecnología, el gaming y los periféricos que se encargue de narrar en base a un guion. También debe tener conocimientos de edición dinámica para YouTube por si se requiere en un futuro. ***Además, formaremos al ganador de la oferta en SEO para YouTube y marketing digital totalmente gratis, ya que me interesa que sus habilidades en este ámbito se hagan expertas con el tiempo.*** Remarco la importancia de la oportunidad, debido a que en el futuro el compromiso y el buen trabajo se premiarán con bonus salariales porcentuales en función de los beneficios (es decir, si en 1 año el canal pasa a ge...

Somos Brutal, una agencia de comunicación estratégica y branding digital y necesitamos alguien que desarrolle algunas piezas de diseño mensuales para Instagram. La gráfica ya está hecha y el contenido te lo damos desde la agencia, con lo cual solo sería armar los formatos.

I have a small business selling leggings. The company name is Be Brutal. There are 12 different items with 3-4 different colours and multiple sizes. My thoughts are doing a webpage similar to ryderwear Australia, they have many more items and mine are only leggings but I like the style and the way the website looks. I have attached the link to their website and I have attached a copy of my logo.

I am applying for Ph.D. programs in Microbiology and Immunology. I applied last year as well but was rejected from all. I believe my SoP was the main reason since I had some research experience, decent LoRs, good CGPA, and IELTS and GRE scores. I am very concerned about my SoP this year. Could any kind soul please review my SoP? Brutal, honest, hopefully constructive criticism would be much appreciated and invaluable for my applications and achieving my dream. Thank you in advance