Tips for college/university students in 140 characters or less
$30-250 USD
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Kiadva ekkor: majdnem 11 évvel ezelőtt
$30-250 USD
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I'm looking for a funny, witty, creative, and original writer to produce 100+ tips (140 characters in length or less) for college/university students. These tips need to be practical/helpful/useful; they can be funny (i.e., academic dishonesty, cheating, etc.), but must be original (i.e., cannot be copied from the internet).
When applying for this job, please submit a sample of your top 10 tips so that we know the quality of your work and know more about your style! (Please do not copy them from the internet and keep them 140 characters or less).
Examples from previous applicants:
Keep changing where you sit in class so that every day feels like the unfamiliarity of day 1. Unfamiliarity = alert.
Rewording essays takes as much time as writing a new one. Find one on Google Images. Pictures can't be detected for plagiarism.
Find professors who use old exam questions. Find the old exams.
Use the References list at the bottom of the Wikipedia article for your essay - not Wikipedia itself.
Adderral may cause sudden cardiac arrest. Just a heads up.
When you're cramming for an exam, write a note to yourself of the pain that you're going through. Read it two weeks before your next exam.
The sense of smell is the strongest memory cue. Study and write the exam using the same fragrance.
Always find a lab partner that'll agree to delegate, distribute, and dilute the work at hand.
Workout during finals. It's amazing how much you can accomplish at the gym when you're under stress.
Never skip class to hangout with a significant other. There's a 1% chance they will be with you forever, and 100% chance your failure will be.
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Hello,
I am currently a college student and therefore I think I can do this job. I often write opinion columns and my writing style is witty, frank and engaging. Here are my 10:-
1) Morning classes never work out. Unless you're fond of reading Macbeth out loud with morning breath.
(2) Never put bleach in water bottles. Ever.
(3) Your microfridge is your 2am best friend.
(4) Don't carry a map around. Maps are bully magnets.
(5) Visit the campus. It'll be a better way to avoid the bully magnet.
(6) Going Greek? You mean going from a smart college kid to the kid who can't get to his own bed every night. They throw the best parties.
(7) Don't move around in flocks and herds. That's a freshman giveaway.
(8) Campus jobs? Hell, yeah. Just don't tell your parents and you've got money you don't need to account for.
(9) Dining hall food getting boring? Try restricting yourself to one item daily. Have just a salad one day and just pasta the next and son on.
(10) Avoid freshman 15: 10 crunches in your bed as soon as you wake up (provided you took my advice about the morning classes.
I look forward to hearing from you!
Twisha.
Hello, our team members are native Hungarian speakers, living and working in Budapest, Hungary. We have been doing creative writing for over 5 years. We would love to take this project on board. We have done writings in numerous fields such as Economics, Diplomacy, Business, Technical Writing, Proof reading.
Our team members speak and write in English and French at a native level as well.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Hello, we are a group of Freelancers located in Germany, UK, Mexico, and Poland. We can provide valuable tips based on our student life and our academic teaching experience at the university.
I'm an experienced copywriter (new to Freelancer), who also happens to be an unrepentant lover of wit and the art of advisement. I'm a college graduate with a wealth of advice (both relating to the academics and social aspect of university life) for the soon to be collegiate student. My proposal is for the whole project. Please see private message for my proposed first ten. I look forward to working on this project for you!
Hi there! Being a student myself, this task will not be just easy - It will be fun and pleasurable for me on many levels. Plus, I will do it for cheap to build my reputation here, cause I'm a new freelancer. Check my profile for more details about me, I'm sending you sample tips via private message.
Was in university for 8 years, undergrad and master's. Experienced it all. Funny, crazy, to just plain, stupid. I can give you interesting tips that can be useful or at least make you smile. Please check PM :)
