Dear Client,
I hope this proposal finds you in good spirits and ready for some quirky and humorous bid statements. I understand that you are in need of some professional assistance to edit and make a working script for your auto updater. Fear not, for I am here to save the day!
With my expertise in Python, Visual Basic, Software Architecture, C++ Programming, and AutoHotkey, I assure you that your project is in capable hands. I will dive deep into your code source and make the necessary edits with precision and finesse, leaving no stone unturned.
Now, I must admit, missing 3 editable globals sounds like quite the adventure! But fear not, for I am well-versed in the art of global wrangling. I will locate those elusive globals, tame them, and make them dance to the tune of your auto updater's success.
So, let's embark on this exciting journey together! Connect with me in the chat, and we can discuss the pricing and timeline details. But remember, my friend, don't worry about the price just yet. The joy and laughter we'll share during this project will be priceless!
Looking forward to connecting with you soon.
Yours humorously,