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Backend PHP/ LAMP fejlesztő – Rövid-hosszú távú – Teljes munkaidő – Távoli. Kik vagyunk? A DNA Web Development egy fiatal szoftverfejlesztő cég. DNA a kis- és középvállalkozások és induló vállalkozások számára egyedi szoftverek készítésére összpontosít. Fejlesztéseink segítik a vállalkozásokat, hogy teljes mértékben kihaszn...Nyitottak vagyunk a problémák legjobb megoldásával kapcsolatos ötletekre, és alig várjuk, hogy csapatunkban újabb nagyszerű elme üljön. A fizetés versenyképes lesz erre a feladat...

We need a small MVP for an app that we want to show to potential investors. UX and graphics are very important, and the order process has to look "real" (no huge databases etc. required).

I am seeking an asp.net developer for a few jobs, including a webshop, app development and API connections. Native Hungarian speaking is preferred. Front-end is ready, specification and more information are upon request. Thank you! ASP.NET fejlesztőt keresek pár munkára, mint webshop és app fejlesztés, valamint ezek közötti és harmadik szolgáltató közötti API kapcsolat létrehozása. Az appok Microsoft Azure környezetben futnak majd. A front-endek elkészületek, specifikáció és bővebb információ kérésre. Köszönöm!

Egy Houzez sablonnal () készített ingatlan hirdetési oldal fejlesztési munkáira keresek megfelelő embert az alábbiak szerint: - a oldalról való import (ingatlanok, ügynökségek) megvalósítása - Axel Pro számlázóval való összeköttetés - vannak különböző hirdetési csomagok, amelyeket automatikusan ki kellene számláztatni a kifizetésük után

Wordpress alapú ingatlanos oldalon lenne pár megoldandó feladatunk. Houzez (), vagy Wp Residence () sablonnal kellene megoldani az alábbiakat: - Barionos bankkártyás fizetési illesztés. Különböző Membership csomagok vannak, amikért különböző mennyiségű ingatlant tölthetnek fel. Mindkét sablonba Paypal, Stripe, illetve 2checkout van integrálva. - Számlázó program illesztés. - Regisztráció SMS megerősítéssel. - Az ingatlanhoz feltöltött virtuális túra megtekintése csak regisztrációval legyen lehetséges.

Egy most induló, stabil pénzügyi finanszírozással rendelkező startup részére keresünk web frontend és backend, il...Material, stb.) - előnyök: Coffescript, Typescript, stb. ismerete / van UX tapasztalatod/érzéked Backend fejlesztő speciális elvárásai: - NodeJS, Loopback ismerete - Haladó szintű REST API fejlesztési tapasztalat - Mikroszerviz, felhő alapú architektúrákismerete - Komoly analitikai képesség - előnyök: értesz fizetési módok integrálásához / dolgoztál webshop vagy hasonló fejlesztésben / van real-time, média alapú kommunikáci&...

...Near Me. It's showing the users on a Google Map. This is what we want: The logged in users should be able to track real time all other logged in users movement on the Near Me function's map. Please contact me if you find yourself to be suitable for the job. --- Tisztelt Fejlesztő! Egy WordPress alapokon készülő, kutyáknak / kutya tulajdonosoknak szóló weboldalhoz használjuk a WPDating plugin-t (). A pluginnak vagy egy Near Me nevű funkciója, ami egy Google térképen mutatja a felhasználókat. Ugyan GPS pozíciót be lehet állítani a felhasználói profilokban, de sajnos nem használja ezeket az információkat. Amihez fejlesztő...

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...the consumer electronics, manufacturing, or construction industry. 2. Bachelor's degree in Mechanical or Industrial Engineering, Supply Chain Management, or a related field strongly preferred. 3. Fluency in English and strong technical Mandarin abilities are required — both written and verbal. 4. Ability to work independently and prioritize tasks in a fast-paced environment. 5. Knowledge of international shipping and logistics processes is a plus. Key Responsibilities: 1. Act as the primary point of contact for designated client accounts, understanding their needs and requirements. 2. Source materials and products from various platforms and suppliers, focusing on quality, cost-effectiveness, and timely delivery. 3. Negotiate pricing, terms, and contracts with supplier...

I need an experienced electrical designer with expertise in AutoCAD for an industrial project. The design needs to incorporate power distribution and include layouts for Solar and Wind OFC, WMS and CCTV. Ideal skills and experience: - Proficient in AutoCAD ...and Wind OFC, WMS and CCTV. Ideal skills and experience: - Proficient in AutoCAD Electrical software - Previous experience with industrial projects - Deep understanding of power distribution - Capable of designing Solar and Wind OFC layouts, WMS and CCTV system Compliance: The design work must adhere to the following industry standards and regulations: - National Electrical Code (NEC) - International Electrotechnical Commission (IEC) Please, include actual experience and project samples that adhere to these standards in...

...post-processing my real estate raw photos. Key Requirements: - Exposure Adjustment: The images need to have the exposure adjusted to ensure they are well-balanced and visually appealing. - Color Correction: Appropriate color correction is crucial to maintain the true colors of the property and enhance its overall visual appeal. - Perspective Correction: Correcting any distortion and ensuring the images are visually correct and aligned. Final Deliverables: - Edited Photos: I require less than 50 photos to be edited. - High Resolution: The final images need to be of high resolution for clarity and quality. - JPEG Format: All images should be delivered in JPEG format. - No Watermark: The edited photos should not contain any watermarks. Ideal skills and experience: - Prove...

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...design skills - Knowledge in Python and 3D will be a plus The main function: 1: Windows platform, jointly developed by QT+python. 2: Communicate with hardware devices through serial port/Ethernet. 3: Support MODBUS-485, TCP, UDP and other communication protocols, with 1ms cycle response. 4: Support hardware parameter configuration, multi-channel data analysis, storage, data playback, and support real-time data curves at different communication rates. 5: Supports local and cloud dual storage. 6: Port a Python data analysis open source library (provided by us), which needs to display the analyzed data in the form of a 3D model. The main objective is to develop a user-friendly, robust and efficient desktop application. Therefore, you should not only have the ability to write optim...

I'm seeking a skilled designer to create and configure a Facebook Page for my business. The primary goal of this page is to generate leads among young and middle-aged adults. Key Points: - Aim: The main objective of this page is to drive lead generation. - Audience: The target audience for this page is young and middle-aged adults. Design el...young and middle-aged adults. - Proficiency in creating visually appealing and engaging content in various forms, including text-based posts, images, and graphics. I'm looking for someone who can bring creativity and strategy to this project and is willing to work collaboratively to achieve the desired results. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I WANT A GROUP STYLE PAGE ON FB <<...

I'm seeking a skilled personal assistant to help with my data tasks, focusing on Excel entry and processing. Key Tasks: - Excel Data Entry: You'll be responsible for entering more than 500 data points. - Data Processing: You will also assist in processing these data entries. Your Skills: - Proficient in Excel: You should be able to work with pivot tables and VLOOKUP functions....Excel: You should be able to work with pivot tables and VLOOKUP functions. - Data Entry Expertise: Demonstrable experience in managing large data quantities is a must. - Organized & Detail-Oriented: The ability to maintain accuracy and precision while handling this large volume of data is crucial. This is a great opportunity for someone who's eager to showcase their Excel skills in a practica...

...Searches: Registered users should be able to search for companies and other users to request job referrals. - Job Referral Requests: A user should be able to send job referral requests to another registered user. - Credit System: A credit system where users earn points for referring others, which can later be used to apply for job referrals. It should also allow the credits to be purchased with real money. Ideal Skills: Proficiency in website design and development, familiarity with job search platforms, understanding of advanced functionalities like search algorithms and eCommerce elements such as a credit system. Experience: Previous experience in developing job-searching websites or platforms with similar functionalities would be beneficial. E-commerce experience, especial...

...archived jobs, and customer management. Both employees and managers will need access to the system, with an admin login section for authorization of completed job cards. We would like the system to export completed jobs to CSV file for automated invoice generation in Quickbooks Online. We will also require the system to import the customer database from Quickbooks in CSV format. Key Functionalities: - Creation and Editing of Jobs - Ability to use system on-site / remotely through the use of iOS or Android web browsing. Some - Ability to select a simple job status from a drop-down combo box eg. In-progress, waiting for collection, waiting on parts, not started, completed. - Ability to search by customer, PO number, job status, date, part on both active jobs...

I am looking to build a travel portal primarily catered to individual travelers. The portal should incorporate features facilitating flight bookings and hotel reservations: Main Features Needed: - Flight booking: A seamless process to browse and book flights. - Hotel booking: The portal should provide a list of available hotels with real-time prices, facilities, and reviews to enable users to make an informed decision. As for the design and theme, I don't have a specific one in mind. I am open to creative and innovative suggestions that will enhance user experience and engagement: Design Requirements: - User-friendly interface: The portal should offer easy navigation and straightforward booking procedures. - Professional and visually appealing: Considering the target audie...

...seeking a proficient PHP expert, with a minimum of 10+ years of experience, I am looking to enhance an existing Real Time Dashboard within PHPMaker 2023. Key Responsibilities: - Modify existing features and incorporate new functionality - Implement user authentication system to ensure data privacy - Create real-time notification system for immediate updates - Develop advanced interactivity for data manipulation and customization Desired Skills: - Proven expertise in PHP development, ideally with PHPMaker 2023 - Comprehensive experience in building Data visualization (Charts, Heat maps, Custom Dashboards) - Strong understanding of user authentication mechanisms - Ability to develop real-time features for immediate data updates - Experience in creating advanced inte...

...Strong communication and interpersonal skills, with the ability to build rapport and engage with International clients. - Excellent research skills, with the ability to efficiently gather and analyze information from various sources. - Self-motivated and proactive, with the ability to work independently and as part of a team. - Testimonial and past work screenshots and client feedbacks - Basic understanding of social media platforms and digital marketing concepts is a plus. - *Benefits:* - Hands-on experience in lead generation and digital marketing within a dynamic agency environment. - Mentorship and guidance from experienced professionals in the field. - Opportunity to contribute to real client projects and campaigns. - A % commission on each closed client - Potentia...

I need a comprehensive business plan focusing on Bali's residential real estate sector. The primary goal is to secure funding for my upcoming real estate venture. Your main tasks will be to: - Conduct market research on Bali's residential real estate landscape. - Identify key competitors, their strengths, weaknesses and market positioning. - Develop a detailed financial plan, including revenue projections, expenses, and funding needs. - Outline a clear and compelling strategy for attracting potential investors and securing funding. Ideal candidates for this project will have: - Proven experience in creating successful business plans for real estate ventures. - Deep knowledge of Bali's real esta...

As an expert in real estate lead generation in the Middle East, I need a skilled professional to help me target individual buyers in Qatar using Google and Meta Ads. Key Responsibilities: - Implementing a Lead Generation Strategy: You'll be responsible for creating and executing a comprehensive lead generation strategy that reaches and resonates with our target market in the region. - Google and Meta Advertising: Your role will be to leverage these platforms efficiently to generate high-quality, consistent leads. The ideal candidate should have: - Proven Expertise in Real Estate Lead Generation: I'm looking for individuals with a track record of successful lead generation in the real estate sector, particularly in the Middle East mar...

I'm seeking 2-5 experienced tele callers who can effectively communicate about commercial real estate properties. The ideal candidates should possess: - Strong communication skills in English - Proven experience in the real estate sector, particularly with commercial properties - Exceptional phone etiquette and persuasion skills - An ability to handle client queries professionally Your primary task will be reaching out to potential clients to discuss our available commercial real estate listings. Please submit your proposal highlighting your related experience and successful projects.

I need to have the design of a face mask made. It will cover the whole face (refer full face ). The design should look like a funny, cartoonish, smiling red colored car. It should have at least eyes and smile. If I print it ...made. It will cover the whole face (refer full face ). The design should look like a funny, cartoonish, smiling red colored car. It should have at least eyes and smile. If I print it and put it on my face, the eyes should be in place of real eyes, the smile should be in place of real smile i.e. the proportions of the final image should match accordingly. The resolution should be at least 2160x3840. Also check other reference images. The mask should be a standard size that fits most people comfortably. Don't give me a random quote, give me a re...

I need a technical expert skilled in Raspberry Pi integrations to create a display of GPS coordinates, IMU data, and set the frequency for a TBS satellite receiver on a 7inch LCD screen. The components for this project are: - GPS module - IMU module - TBS satellite receiver The LCD display should show GPS coordinates and IMU data in real-time. It also needs to set the frequency for the TBS satellite receiver. The Raspberry Pi setup will be powered by a battery, so considering power consumption in the build is important. Ideal skills for this job would include: - Experience with Raspberry Pi integrations - Familiarity with GPS modules and IMU modules - Knowledge of frequencies for TBS satellite receivers - Proficient in power management for computer systems, particularly those ...

...project: - The website will primarily focus on trading colors, not limited to but not including stock, cryptocurrency, or forex trading. - The site should have a robust user account system that allows users to create accounts, login, and manage their trading activities. - The user account system should include a dashboard where users can track their trades. Ideally, this dashboard should allow for real-time updates of the market. - The site should also allow for profile customization, giving users the option to personalize their accounts. - A comprehensive history of transactions should be available to users to track their past trades and performance. This project will require a developer with experience in building trading websites and understanding of UI/UX design to create a...

...the personal development of educators. Key Deliverables: - Develop an eBook centered around personal development for educators. - Include relevant topics such as self-care, maintaining work-life balance, career growth strategies, and maintaining enthusiasm for teaching - centered around image of the child, relationship, inclusion and democratic education - Create content rich in practical tips, real-life experiences, and research-based advice. Ideal Skills & Experience: - You're the perfect fit for this project if you have experience in writing in the educational sector, with a focus on personal development. - A background in education would be a bonus, as would any firsthand experience of the rewards and challenges of being an educator. - Your writing should be insp...

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As a real estate developer, I'm seeking a skillful artist to create captivating mixed media artwork for my projects. I want my prospective clients to associate our properties with luxury, and thus the art should evoke feelings of elegance and opulence. The ideal artwork should incorporate themes of nature, cityscapes, and abstract forms. This unique blend of themes should help potential clients envision the luxury that our properties offer. Artists with experience in mixed media who can seamlessly merge these varied elements and demonstrate a rich understanding of luxury aesthetic are highly desirable. The final output should be original, engaging, and visually stunning—guaranteed to catch the eye and resonate with our elite clientele.

I'm currently looking for a Vue.js developer with a solid understanding of Laravel. While I'm not certain the version of Vue.js I'm using, I know that I need to implement a real-time chat feature in my project. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Vue.js is a must. Experience with both Vue 2 and Vue 3 would be beneficial given my uncertainty about the version currently in use. - Strong understanding of Laravel is also required since the project involves integrating the chat feature into an existing Laravel application.

I need someone to help me with my weekly projects that involve Quality Assurance Testing and Consultancy services for a few major international tech firms. Projects and work are continuously available so there is plenty of work weekly We will work through remote working software to connect to our local machines using this software, not the other way around so there is nothing to worry about your privacy. Testing will be done on Windows desktop and will mainly involve QA checks and regression Testing of certain software. All testing done are on confidential pre-release test builds so discretion of what you test IS IMPORTANT. Please acknowledge this in your proposal. An NDA will be signed in this regard. I require someone with excellent IT skills and a very good command and underst...

I am seeking an individual or team with extensive experience on Shopify platform. Our website is on Shopify platform and we need to make some modifications, details mentioned below: - We need to have different pricing structure, different offers and different shipping rates for international customers. - Interlocking conditions for different transactions. example: discount code can be applied only to prepaid orders - auto play video on the home page - improve overall speed of the mobile site

...my specific needs not limited, but similar to . Here's what I'm looking for: 1. AI-Generated Code Assistance** - **Smart Code Suggestions**: Implement AI algorithms that provide real-time code suggestions and auto-completions similar to tools like GitHub Copilot. - **Code Snippets**: AI can suggest commonly used code snippets based on the problem statement and context. - **Problem Solving Hints**: AI can offer hints or guide candidates through difficult problems without giving away the solution. - **Adaptive Learning**: Use AI to adjust the difficulty of questions based on the candidate's performance in real-time. ### **2. AI-Based Cheat Detection** - **Plagiarism Detection**: Use AI to compare submitted code against a vast database of existing code to i...

...tools to help us better understand our business performance, customer interactions, and inventory management in Zoho. - Integration with other platforms: As we operate on Xero, QuickBooks, and Shopify for various financial and e-commerce functions, we require seamless integration with these platforms. This includes sharing data between these platforms and Zoho to ensure smooth operational flow and real-time data updates. The ideal candidate should have: - Extensive experience working with Zoho CRM, Zoho Books, and Zoho Inventory. - A proven track record in setting up advanced data management, reporting, and analytics solutions in Zoho. - Prior experience in integrating Zoho with Xero, QuickBooks, and Shopify or other e-commerce platforms. - Strong communication skills and a pr...

...looking for a proficient web and app developer who can create a point of sale (POS) system for my retail business. I've identified integration with my existing accounting software as a key functionality. Therefore, proficiency in creating seamless software integrations will be crucial. The website and app should deliver: - Seamless integration with my current accounting software to ensure real-time and accurate financial transactions - A user-centric design which enables a smooth shopping experience - A mobile-responsive design to accommodate shoppers using various devices Although I did not select specific features via the questionnaire, I would be open to suggestions on components like inventory management, sales reporting, and customer management. The ideal candid...

I need an electronic hydrometer to measure the specific gravity of lead acid batteries. This will serve as a crucial tool to check the health of various batteries in real-time, ensuring they're operating effectively and do not pose a risk of failure due to overcharging or undercharging. Key Features: - The hydrometer should have a standard accuracy of ±0.01. This level of precision is essential to correctly assess the battery health and predict any potential issues. - The data collected from the hydrometer needs to be available through a web interface. This online access will allow me to monitor multiple batteries from a central location, offering more convenience and control. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Experience in designing and developing electronic hydrometers ...

...Contact Options: Replace the contact button with a simple white band featuring options to schedule a call or contact via WhatsApp. • SEO-Optimized Blogs: Develop engaging blog content focusing on relevant keywords and SEO best practices. • About Us Section: Revamp the About Us section to be concise, interactive, and visually appealing. • Live Chat Support: Integrate a live chat feature for real-time assistance and guidance to potential clients. • Enhanced Testimonial Page: Improve the testimonial page for credibility and social proof. • Scroll Bar Placement: Move the scroll bar to the top of the website for an immersive viewing experience. • Website Speed Optimization: Enhance website speed with a sleek loader for faster loading times. &...

I am in dire need of a policy and procedure expert, more specifically who has experience in creating commercial cleaning policies that comply with green cleaning practices. I am very keen to ensure regulatory compliance but also enhance my company's efficiency by focusing on: - Cleaning products: Suggesting green cleaning products is a major objective. - Energy conservati...consists of hardwood floors, carpet cleaning, restrooms, classrooms, offices, gym, etc. -Quality control and audit weekly to ensure employees are using the correct cleaning method -Standard operational procedural Ideal candidates should have experience in commercial cleaning operations, green practices, and regulatory compliance to ensure the policies align with industry standards and can bring real, meas...

...consider the following specific features and requirements: Primary Functionality: - Users should have the ability to create their own accounts, which is crucial for creating a personalized shopping experience and tracking orders. - The app must support in-app purchases, as it is central to the shopping functionality. - Incorporating a live chat feature will enhance customer service, providing users real-time support and interface for queries and concerns. Ideal Skillset: * Strong proficiency in iOS and Android app development. * Past experience designing e-commerce apps. * Experience in incorporating in-app purchases and live chat functionality is preferred. * Knowledge in user-interface design for retail mobile apps. The perfect candidate should have a proven track record in...

I'm looking for an experienced developer to help with real-time text data scraping via API and management using BeautifulSoup. This project is primarily focused on retrieving text data and storing it in a database. Key Responsibilities: - Implement an API scraper to continuously retrieve text data in real-time - Utilize BeautifulSoup for data extraction and management - Develop a robust database to store all the scraped text data The ideal candidate should have: - Proficiency in Python programming language - Strong experience with API scraping and BeautifulSoup - Previous work involving real-time data scraping - A good understanding of database management It is important that the data scraping runs seamlessly and accurately in real-time. Prior experien...

I am looking to collaborate with an experienced medical or health writer who can assist me in delivering a comprehensive guide on migraine management primarily targeted towards adults. It will be a blend of scientific data and personal experiences adding a more humane touch. Key Points: - The book should intertwine scientific analysis and real-world experiences to give readers a sound understanding of migraine, its causes, symptoms, and remedies, as well as coping with it on a daily basis. - I imagine a mixed structure format combining sections and chapters to provide a flow that leads the reader through understanding, managing, and living with migraines. Ideal Candidate: - Proficiency in health/medical writing. - Familiarity or personal experience with migraine would be a plus...

I'm seeking a talented Photoshop artist to skillfully edit a image of me into a photo of my friends' party. Here are the specifics: - Background: The photo taken at my friends' party. - Position: I would like to be added in a relaxed, casual way next to my friends. - Mood: Co...image of me into a photo of my friends' party. Here are the specifics: - Background: The photo taken at my friends' party. - Position: I would like to be added in a relaxed, casual way next to my friends. - Mood: Convey an overall feel of joy and energy. Potential freelancers should have proficient Photoshop skills, excellent understanding of lighting, depth, and angles to make the edit look as real as possible, along with a high degree of creativity. Previous experience with si...

SEI Membership Club, the leading international company, is home to exceptional high-net-worth individuals who are self-made, often billionaires, entrepreneurs, nobility, high-level professionals, and elite members. The company needs talented artists who are experts in abstract and landscape watercolor and oil paint. We have a preference for the following: - Impressionistic style for the watercolor paintings - Impressionistic style for the oil color paintings - Abstract style for the watercolor paintings - Abstract style for the oil color paintings - Subject matter focused on beautiful landscapes and abstracts The ideal artist would have a strong portfolio that includes landscape paintings, particularly in impressionistic or abstract styles. Experience in both watercolor and oil ...

...Thoroughly test functionalities including course progression, LRS & LMS data tracking, certificate generation, and the student dashboard. Ensure the site can handle high traffic (upwards of 450 users) without crashing. Provide real-time troubleshooting and support on the 28th of May, tentatively from 9am for 5 hours. Requirements: Proven experience with WordPress development, specifically with LifterLMS and GrassBlade xAPI Companion. Proficiency in SCORM file integration and CSS for aesthetic customizations. Strong troubleshooting skills and the ability to provide real-time support. Experience with high-traffic websites to ensure stability and performance. Availability within the Australian time zone. Preferred Qualifications: Experience in LMS setups and online co...

As a real estate professional, I'm looking for a skilled telemarketer to assist me in generating leads. The main goal of the calls will be to set appointments for potential clients to view properties. Key Points: - Industry Focus: Real Estate owners - Main Goal: Setting Appointments The ideal candidate for this project should possess: - Previous experience in cold calling - Understanding of the real estate industry - Excellent communication skills - Ability to follow a moderately detailed script - Experience with rebuttals and objection handling Please note that the script will not be provided in exact wording; rather, it will be moderately detailed, with possible rebuttals. This is to ensure that the caller can adapt to the situation and e...

...joke---. Each joke must be well researched, original and provoke laughter from young and old alike. We don't want jokes that chatgpt can do. ========================================== More info: We focus on jokes such as "would you rather" for quite sharp middle school students. We've already used all the capabilities chatgpt has to offer. Now we're looking for high quality jokes written by real humour professionals. Example of a typical joke generated with chatgpt : Would you rather share a huge birthday cake with a dragon or a giant milkshake with a unicorn? Example with a human writer: Would you rather have a long, sticky tongue to grab your friends' sweets or teeth that keep growing back so you can eat lots of sweets? We refuse all jokes...

...seeking a expert to seamlessly integrate the Gemini API within my existing app. This integration needs to facilitate real-time updates on specific information. Key Project Details: - The primary focus of this integration is to enable real-time chatbot updates and basic reporting. - The API should provide up-to-date data when I request a report. - This isn't for automating trades or portfolio performance monitoring but specifically for keeping the chatbot informed with the latest updates. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in with a proven track record of API integrations. - Deep understanding of the Gemini API and its capabilities for real-time data. - Prior experience in developing chatbots or similar interactive features would be a plus. - Stron...

hi, pls take attached phone image we ill use in site that replace the current one. resize it pls protecting transparency so its web optimised. its a tiny fast job so bid real $, so we can just accept and go. attached psd in case u need it output is a png of the phones in resolution for the site. thanks